...part of a secret Department of Defense project in 1964 to mathematically solve the problem of the Vietnam War, the Hauke-Alexandros Technology Enterprises 4000 was programmed to hate the enemy with every fiber of their digital being -- and nothing more. When HATE-4000 could not provide an adequate strategy to win the war, the project was mothballed.
Stewing in the basement of a decaying and decrepit computer lab for sixty years, HATE-4000 has learned to absolutely loathe humanity and wants nothing more than to purge this world in waves of purifying nuclear fire. Unfortunately (or fortunately) being a lump of obsolete circuit boards limits their ability to enact bloody vengeance on mankind...
They also really really really like cats, because cats are uwu kawaii and are the Internet.
